Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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