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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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