And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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