I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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