No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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