yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
