Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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