Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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