listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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