i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My feet surprised me
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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