Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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