they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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