if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
