it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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