it wasn't lemon gatorade
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He better not be in your backpack
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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