You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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