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  • My sister got offered a quarter of a million dollars to hide Saddam Hussein in one of her secret vaginal compartments, but she turned him down. All of her secret compartments were already occupied by the 1973 Harlem Globetrotters.

    Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 2:33pm
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  • One word: VIRGIN

    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 29, 10 at 3:30pm
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  • I didn't know my vajay has secret compartments?

    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on May 29, 10 at 2:40pm
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  • I keep expecting a boxing glove to spring out and hit me in the face.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 29, 10 at 11:08pm
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  • Women tut and sigh but the fact is you know where you are with a cock

    Submitted by trickton on May 31, 10 at 7:13pm
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  • I only read these to see stanthemans comments, always epic

    Submitted by jgood69 on May 29, 10 at 5:04pm
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    • I agree 100%... That dudes fuckin crazy. And I hear his mom has a fantastic pair of boobs

      Submitted by stantheman on May 30, 10 at 5:00am
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  • 5/2/09:\n\n(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

    Submitted by toadaron on May 30, 10 at 4:05pm
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  • Yes. An exact repeat with an added response. How dumb.

    Submitted by itouch on May 29, 10 at 7:37pm
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  • /eyeroll. Men.

    Submitted by Xivenia on May 29, 10 at 2:30pm
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  • Thank god I'm a homosexual...

    Submitted by buahaha321 on May 30, 10 at 6:26am
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  • Repeat minus the response

    Submitted by bertog on May 29, 10 at 4:58pm
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  • This should be shirt worthy.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:32pm
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  • Dude... That's exactly what I said my first time !

    Submitted by dclovett on May 31, 10 at 12:42pm
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  • There was one like this a long time ago.. Way to be original..

    Submitted by katieexsayss on May 30, 10 at 12:55pm
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  • Oh yeah that natural pocket can get ya! Hahaha

    Submitted by aljeni on May 30, 10 at 12:37am
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  • What secret compartments?! It's clitoris, vagina, then g-spot... In that order...... Dumb ass

    Submitted by codii on May 30, 10 at 3:35am
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  • I'll try to find my way in the vagina,if i can't...Well... Um..send me a sextoy to save me D:

    Submitted by youss on May 29, 10 at 8:15pm
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  • Lmfaoo that is so funni xD

    Submitted by smexi_girlyy on May 29, 10 at 3:16pm
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  • That's weird

    Submitted by RtGxTLx on May 29, 10 at 2:24pm
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  • I know, right? I have one and even I have to admit that they're confusing and multi-pocketed!

    Submitted by awkward on May 29, 10 at 4:44pm
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  • It's not too incredibly complicated really, maybe intimidating the first time you finger a girl, after that you learn em pretty quick, finding out which ones feel good how (; oh baby hahaha

    Submitted by faris on May 29, 10 at 2:43pm
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  • Oh fellow 513ers. You make me proud to be Ohioan.

    Submitted by lawlicopter on Jun 1, 10 at 1:15am
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  • Lol secret compartments was she a hermaphrodite?

    Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:20pm
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  • Haha! That was awesome!

    Submitted by fallingurrl on May 29, 10 at 4:12pm
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  • I laughed harder at everyone's responses than the text...except for a few....wtf

    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 30, 10 at 11:33am
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  • Hilarious! I laughed out loud at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 2:31pm
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