it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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