im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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