and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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