We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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