I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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