I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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