Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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