I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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