the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
