i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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