i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
where does the pee come out of this thing
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i've created a new STD.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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