Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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