oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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