btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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