this just has baby written all over it
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Green mimosas i think yes
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
