Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
