i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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