I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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