...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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