How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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