She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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