you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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