so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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