am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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