is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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