Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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