What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
sex in a hospital.. check
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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