We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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