Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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