i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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