Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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