We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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