I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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