out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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