I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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