this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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