if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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