i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
