I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
